The lolcat meme is getting quite popular; some would say too popular. That is why I propose a new lolnimal; the lolcrab. To introduce the lolcrab, here is Peentshy:

JD and I have started to ride after work because we both want to try to lose a little weight and because it sure beats paying $3/gallon to maneuver through the streets of downtown Pittsburgh. Plus, it’s not a hassle to park bikes. Unfortunately, I have not been able to bike to work as much lately because I have to play “driver” for my mother for a few weeks. In the meantime, that chore got a little more interesting as my father just bought a 2007 Mini Cooper S Convertible. Whenever he isn’t driving it, I usually am. Pics and vids will be posted soon. In the meantime, stay tuned for a series of articles on the conspiracy that is Big Oil, Big Insurance, the TSA, law enforcement agencies and PennDOT.